so um basically i am a fruit
and i don't really know anything about life and this blog is about my experiences trying to discover what it is all about, so please join me and learn with me :)
JK LOL idk what this blog is about...crap basics
hi ppl
um well aftr meny requests to maintain dis blawg I WAS FORCED TO :( well :)
ight ok so my million+ fans were lyk demn u restart purple papaya
quote: “I LOVE PURPLE PAPAYA SO MUCH I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NITE!!!!!” -crazed fan Sophie E (maybe her words were slightly twisted but wateva no1 cares k?)
im so sry to those fans who ive upset by not existing but its ok bc im here again n ill try to post omfg OK! get awff my back jk i love you all!!!!
i just ate pizza
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WOULD YOU RATHER DAY im out of languages so TWELVE
hi lets cut to the chase:
WOULD YOU RATHAA
Be able to hear any conversation or take back what you said?
UHHHH finally one where you don’t have to choose like having your foot or hand eaten
ummm hmm….well….let’s see…
take back what you said any time? or like one time?
uhh well i guess take things back because i just want to be able to do that
like my mouth is foul
-papaya
WOULD YOU RATHER DAY Kumi na moja
heyheyhye its fat albertoooo
ok so WOULD YOU RATHER:
Have pom-poms for hands or glow sticks for fingers?
WELL i honestly think that pom-poms would be “Hella” cool-looking, but i think glow sticks would be more practical.
so..now this is a question regarding practically versus looks.
uhhh
im sleepy sorry i can’t make decisions
-papaya
would you rather day dieci
hi would you rather do this or that
Always say what’s on your mind or never speak again?
uh thats stupid i will never have to make that decision bye
-pap
WOULD YOU RATHER DAY εννέα
hi girls/guys!
my name is lucifer jk
Find true love or 10 million dollars?
what a dumb question
im going to do the right effin thing and say true love because thats what you are supposed to say if you don’t want to look like a jack@$$
ugh
-paypaya
HEYOOO WOULD YOU RATHER DAY åtta
hi
would you rather…
Be blind or deaf?
um probably deaf because its like easier to cope with i think :// like you could read lips do sign language and talk and stuff but if you’re blind you are screwedd
oops
-papaya
would you rather day sieben
i had to take a break from the caps
Have a beautiful house and an ugly car or an ugly house and a beautiful car?
hohoho i know my answer NO STRUGGLES an beautiful house and a ugly car. i love houses and who cares if i am cruisin a
1995 Ford Explorer
? like whatever! um yeah besides i can always take the bus or walk and…get another car
i love you because you read my blog<3
-papaya
WOULD YOU RATHER DAY 여섯
you know the drill
Lose your legs or lose your arms?
hiya ok wassup with the grim questions.?
um well i gotta say legs because arms you need to type and read books and play piano and pick things up and monoeuver (LOL HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT IDK SO WHATEVER) your life
legs you can pop on some 25k dolla prosthesis or hop in a wheelchair and yuuu goood 2 go
gtg
bye
-you know my name
WOULD YOU RATHER DAY 五
hiyo
okok lets get this overwith
Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?
ew yucky
im gonna have to choose the dogs because i don’t have to talk to them and make conversation :/ and i like dogs and i have to make felt like 3 times a week and put up with a nastiness that smells similar to wet dogs
ya
bye
-pa
